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Top 10 Funny Facebook Quotes And Sayings "NOT FOR Facebook Lovers"

Pratibha Mod

31 May, 2015

These are the best funny Facebook quotes and sayings with Facebook status not for Facebook lovers.

Top 10 Funny Facebook Quotes And Sayings "NOT FOR Facebook Lovers"

Top 10 Funny Facebook Quotes And Sayings "NOT FOR Facebook Lovers"

Facebook is a socila media platform where we can connect with any person in the world and it is very famous in people now a days. It has become the main resource for people to et connected but there are many funny thins about facebook that people do not know and today we are going to share such fcebook sayings with you hat explain what people think about facebook.

Top 10 Funny Facebook Quotes And Sayings "NOT FOR Facebook Lovers"

These are the funny Facebook quotes and sayings that you will surely enjoy.

It is called Facebook not problem-book.
That urge you get to write" no one gives a shit" on someone's status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says "like" so many times.
i would not need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, i will assume you are a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator yo get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there is nothing good.
Say it to my face not through your status.
Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.

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